kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(via pricklylegs)

i-hate-the-beach:

hentai-ass:

missdanidaniels:

w0tdaactualfuck:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

image

What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

Breaking up with bae like

AS IF HAHAHA. THIS GIRL LIVES REALLY NEAR ME IT WAS LOCAL NEWS EVERYONE KNOWS HAHA.

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

9gag:

Never forget. #9gag

9gag:

Never forget. #9gag

(Source: szep-remenyek, via lowstat)

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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(via iamtonysexual)

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

(via iamtonysexual)

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

(Source: adeyami, via cloudywithachanceofdick)